Top 5 Moments with Pierce Brown – Author of the Red Rising Series

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One of the benefits of living in a major city is when authors come to town and you have the privilege of being able to exist in their presence for a short time. In February of 2016 I had the utter delight of basking in the literary genius of Pierce Brown, the author of the Red Rising series.

For those of you not familiar with the Red Rising series (you poor, poor souls) the three books in the trilogy, Red Rising, Golden Son and Morning Star, tell the story of Darrow, a lowly Red miner whose heart-wrenching loss leads him into the very midst of the high-society Golds to claim his revenge. What started out as a quest for redemption driven by the words of a young girl soon morphs into the reforging of an entire society, stretching across stars and planets to sweep even the most unwilling…

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UNICORNADO! – a completely biased review from someone who contributed to the book

If reading the word, “UNICORN” tickles your imagination, then the word, “UNICORNADO” should downright hack it to shreds!


Unicornado – noun
A portmanteau of the words UNICORN and TORNADO to imply a disastrous fury of destructive unicorn power.


If you thought you thought you were a fan of unicorn literature before, you have no idea what you’re up for with the stories as gloriously disturbing as found in Christine Morgan’s Unicornado! Anthology.

We’re talking Unicorn Gore, Unicorn Destruction, and Uniporn (yes, that is a thing. If you’re not currently into uniporn, you’re not deep enough into unicorns).

So why am I talking an amazingly fetishistic collection of unicorn stories? Because I’m a contributing author to the work!

My story, Unicorn vs Rock Giant is one of 32 disgustingly ridiculous, yet fantastic stories about unicorns. And to give my completely biased review after reading all 32 stories… YOU NEED TO FORK OUT SOME MONEY AND BUY THIS BOOK NOW! Believe me (also believe in unicorns), you won’t regret it. You’ve never read such a disturbing collection of unicorn stories in your life and likely never will. This book is truly one of a kind, even more rare than unicorns themselves, AND THEY DON’T EVEN EXIST!

What other book are you ever going to pick up, and read an author description that only says, “Nikki Guerlain is classy as fuck”? Never. And you know what, I read Nikki‘s story, and she is classy as fuck.

So, if you think you’re into unicorns… I mean REALLY into unicorns, like borderline obsessively in love with unicorns, then this book is PERFECT FOR YOU!

GO, GRAB A COPY NOW and be changed for life!


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Fossil Lake III: Unicornado!

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Ah, the unicorn. Symbol of purity, wonder, magic, and pretty little princesses everywhere. Nothing scary about unicorns, you might think. Nothing dark, gothic, or hardcore. But you’d be wrong. You’d be very, very wrong.

Gathered here for your twisted pleasure are thirty-two works of unicorn weirdness. From the fantastic to the macabre, packed with savagery, blasphemy, gore, and sex, this is no book of bedtime fairytale stories for kids. This is a book of hooves and horns and horrible destruction.

It’s a storm. It’s a stampede. Brace yourself for the

UNICORNADO! (also available on Amazon)

 

4 Free Tools to Help You Find the Perfect Agent

Heyo! If you’re looking to get your work published, you already know that you have to go through an agent first.

Here are 4 free tools that will help you to find your perfect agent!

1) Agentquery.com

This is what you want to use to find an agent.

Not sure how to find an agent? Start with agentquery.com. Simply choose which type of genre your manuscript falls under and agentquery.com will instantly pull a list of hundreds of agents looking for your type of manuscript.

It’s super simple to scroll through agents at a glance, or read more about each agent in their profile. Perhaps the most helpful thing is that agentquery.com lists each agents’ requirements and links directly to their website.

2) Querytracker.net

This is what you want to use to keep track of which agents you’ve contacted.

This website is awesome. It has pretty much every agent you could hope to find on the internet. What’s also even more awesome about it is that it allows you to track who you’ve queried, and what their response was.

Before I stumbled across querytracker.net, I was keeping track of all my query letters in excel. I had columns for agents’ names, emails, requirements, what I’d sent them, and their response. Querytracker.net does this all for you in an even more simple way.

3) Twitter #10queries

This will let you see agents critique query letters.

#10queries is a great # to follow on twitter, because agents use it to critique their slush piles of query letters. They’ll usually write a few words about what the query is pitching and tell you what they like and don’t like.

I use it to see what types of things agents are looking for and also what to avoid.

4) Twitter Pitch Parties

This is what you use to get in touch with agents as fast as possible.

During a pitch party, you tweet a one-sentence synopsis of your novel and include a certain #. During the pitch party (often just one day), hundreds of agents will peruse the tweets associated with the # and favourite the pitches that they like. If they favourite yours, it means they want you to email them directly with your full query.

This is the fastest way you can get in touch with agents, without waiting for them to go through their slush piles.

Carissa Taylor keeps an ongoing calendar of upcoming pitch parties on her blog. I suggest scrolling through her list and seeing if there are any coming up that you can participate in.

Happy Writing!

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2015 is OVER!

Heyo my fellow writers!

If you’re like me, you’re reflecting on everything you’ve done this past year.

For me, I think this is my biggest year of accomplishment yet. I hope it sets a precedent for a super successful 2016!

This past year, I discovered what I really want to do with myself. For years I’ve dabbled in many different arts. Here are just a few of my hobbies over the past few years:

  • Kick boxing, soccer, softball, archery (got pretty good at getting a bull’s eye!)
  • Painting giant murals, sculpting horses, high-fashion photography with amateur models from Model Mayhem
  • I produced three Short films, and created over 50 stop motion animation
  • Plus, I took up calligraphy and I’m half way through a writing a Tome of Wizard Spells

But, after all these activities, meeting new people, learning new skills, and trying different things, only one thing has stuck with me: writing.

Writing! I didn’t think I’d ever be a writer, especially after spending years perfecting my craft with Stop Motion Animation. But writing it is.

After writing crept up to my window at night, snuck through the crack and slipped into my head unnoticed, I’ve taken it up as more than a passion.

And this is the year that I really kicked off my writing career. Here just some of my accomplishments (even meagre as they seem, they’re baby steps to something greater!)

  • I finally took the novel I’d be casually working on over the past 10 years more seriously and finished it
  • I wrote nearly 50 short stories and flash fiction pieces and sold 4 of them (not to mention that I’ve been rejected dozens of times!)
  • I self-published my own book, got it to the top seller in its category while it was free, and then sold nearly a dozen copies
  • I started a patreon and have $23 of support for each of my flash fiction pieces I post
  • I created my first course on how to get an agent
  • I got over 300 followers on my Twitter account
  • I joined a writing group that meets every two weeks to critique each other’s work
  • I also started this blog!
  • And last, but not least, I’ve improved my writing GREATLY

My gosh, I’m certain there’s even more. But what I’ve learned is that you don’t get anywhere without hard work and persistence. I hope I can keep up in 2016!

Let me know what accomplishments you’ve made this past year too!

Happy Writing!

Octotea

 

A Shortcut to Getting Published

You’ve just finished your first novel. Your next step is getting published, right?

Wrong! There’s so many other steps you need to do after finishing your novel. What about finding an editor? What about agents? What about self-publishing?

All these questions were going through my mind earlier this year.

I spent months and months trying to figure out what to do with my first completed novel. Writing it was one thing. I hardly believed I would ever even finish it, that I never even thought about getting it published.

What I needed was a guide to help me understand everything I had to do.

Unfortunately I couldn’t find one on the internet. Believe me, I did plenty of research… this past year, I…

  • Read hundreds of blog posts
  • Searched through dozens of forums and asked tonnes of questions
  • Consulted with published authors and agents
  • Talked with my writing peers about what they were doing
  • and so much more…

What I wish I would have found (which I didn’t), was an ALL-IN-ONE guide on everything I needed to do to go from the finished-my-first-novel phase to getting-my-first-agent phase.

I spent months learning exactly what to do, what would work, what wouldn’t work, and I’m proud to say that I’m currently in the query phase. And while I don’t have an agent yet, I have had a few that have been interested in my novel.

So, in the mean time, I’ve put together a complete guide on everything I’ve learned to get myself to this point.

So, if you’ve just finished your first novel, this guide is perfect for you! I’ve been in your shoes. I know the confusion, the hesitation, the plain not-knowing-what-to-do. BUT! Now I’m miles ahead.

This guide will put you miles ahead too.

So, what are you waiting for? Take a look at my Ultimate Guide on how to Publish Your First Novel.

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5 Tips For Writing A Killer Short Story Intro

If you’re like me, you write a lot of short stories – like at least one a week!

I’ve been fortunate enough to be involved in a writing group that helps me critique my work. This not only means that I receive lots of tips on my writing, it also means that I’m constantly reading drafts of other people’s short stories ALL THE TIME!

And I’ve learned a few things. Actually, I’ve learned a lot!

And perhaps one of the most important things I’ve learned is how well the intro to your short story has to be (we’re talking the first 1 or 2 paragraphs).

Think of the intro to your short story as the first bite of a new food. You’re curious. You’re sceptical. You’re ready to spit out your first bite and throw the entire dish away if you don’t like it. BUT! If that first bite tastes delicious, you’ll gobble everything else up as fast as you can.

That’s what the intro to your story is.

If it’s got a fantastic hook and glimpses of something great, your reader will keep reading at breakneck speed.

If it’s just “meh,” you’ve already lost your reader. With millions of other things to read on the internet, or in stores, why would anyone ever keep reading “meh”?

So, how do you make your intro super great? Well, to be honest, I’m still learning. But, I’ve also learned a heck of a lot so far, and my introductions are getting better. I’m writing better hooks. I’m retaining readers for longer. I can see a clear distinction between what I wrote even a month ago and what I’m writing now.

Every time I write an introduction, I use a checklist. While some of the items may seem a bit obvious, it’s amazing how many times I get too excited about one aspect of what I’m writing and forget to include them.

Checklist for How to Write a Short Story:

  1. Introduce The Setting
    • where is the reader? Be quick about it, no extensive descriptions! While it is okay to add some description (ie. “Moss hung on the stone wall below the cathedral windows”), the reader should never EVER have to guess where they are.
  2. Introduce the Main Character Right Away!
    • Who are they? What do they care about (motivation)? Why do I care about them?
  3. Introduce Character’s Situation
    • This must be something that we’ve all found ourselves in and can relate to. Introduce this immediately! This makes the reader feel connected to the character, “Yup, I’ve been there.”
  4. Introduce What’s Different
    • This can be about how the character acts in the situation that the reader might not have thought of OR how the situation forces the character to act in a way that the reader would wonder what they would do
    • This lets the reader know what kind of character the main character is and how they differ from them
  5. Reveal Every Mystery Right Away Except for One
    • Don’t leave the reader guessing about where they are, the motivations of the character, or anything else. This is a short story, and your reader will start off being confused and staying confused until you answer all their questions.
    • While you should reveal everything upfront, it’s a good idea to leave only ONE THING a mystery. This will help keep the reader’s attention as they want to figure out what it is.

Now, this list isn’t the be-all and end-all of short story introductions, but it is a good start to keep you on track.

So, what are you waiting for? Take a short story you’ve written and compare the introduction to this checklist and see what matches up.

Happy Writing!

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Write Your Query Letter in Half the Time with This Ultimate Guide on How to Publish Your First Novel

You’ve finished your first novel, but you don’t know what to do next.

I’ve been in your shoes. The above statement described me perfectly after I’d finished writing my first novel.

I spent months of research, reading blogs, consulting with authors, following & writing agents, and talking with other people who were on the same journey as me.

This free guide is everything I’ve learned about the whole after-finishing-my-novel-and-now-I-want-to-get-published process.

It’s your cheat sheet to skip trying to figure what to do on your own. 

So, check out this free, ultimate guide on How to Publish Your First Novel and learn everything about how to get your first agent that will push you full steam ahead into a bestseller!

The Ultimate Guide on How to Publish Your First Novel

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Every Author’s Must-Do Checklist

After years of writing (and receiving a mountain load of feedback), I’ve created a guide on how to write better.

Here’s what I’ve learned and try to follow so far. Add your tips to the comments!

STORY INTRODUCTION

  • Introduce setting – where is the reader? Be quick about it, no extensive descriptions
  • Introduce character right away. Who are they? What do they care about (motivation)? Why do I care about them?
  • Now introduce character situation that we’ve all found ourselves in and can relate to. Immediately! This makes the reader feel connected to the character, “Yup, I’ve been there.”
  • Now introduce what’s different about how the character acts in the situation that the reader might not have thought of OR how the situation forces the character to act in a way that the reader would wonder what they would do
    • This lets the reader know what kind of character the main character is and how they differ from them

STORY PROGRESSION

  • Explain what is happening through dialogue or action – do not “tell” back story or what is happening!
  • Don’t tell the reader everything upfront, let them discover where they are.
    • John was scuba diving at the great barrier reef VS swarms of fish danced around John’s arms. He turned to examine the blue corals that clung to the rock cliff.
  • Every page and situation must
    • contain no adverbs
    • contain no descriptive ways to explain dialogue other than, “he said” “she said”
    • Start late
    • Leave early
  • Take time and really think through the setting. This way you’ll be one step ahead of the reader and they’ll think, “that makes total sense where they are, I didn’t think of that yet!”
    • If someone is hiking, think about everything they could possibly bring. If someone is in a new setting, think of everything they could possibly see – then slowly reveal these things.
  • Write freely – then go back and trim everything but what’s absolutely necessary
  • List the most expecting thing that might happen next. DON’T let that happen! It’s too easy
  • At any point in the story, the reader must know what’s at stake and what must be done to solve the main problem. You’ll lose them if the path is ambiguous
  • The main character tries to achieve his/her goal, but the exact opposite happens and he/she has to regroup and form a new plan, being extra vulnerable, but coming out stronger
  • Never let the main character reflect on what’s happened to him/her, until they’re forced to reflect from something bad happening to them
  • In the ending, the character must come back to an original problem/situation. The only difference is that they’ve changed how they acted based on their character arch and what they learned.

MAIN CHARACTER(S)

  • Never force the main character to create situations until they’ve come through their arch. Every situation is forced upon the character and he/she is only forced to choose how to act
  • The main character doesn’t have to succeed, he/she just has to try his/her hardest (until the climax)
  • You character needs a backstory – what makes them who they are today?
  • The main character should be a reflection of the reader and get into situations the reader can see themselves getting into given the setting. The main difference is that the main character is the reader’s ideal. He/she is slightly better at doing what they do than the reader.
  • The main character can get into cliché problems, but never solve them in cliché ways
  • The main character is decisive, not passive.
  • The main character must always be honest with himself/herself. You can’t lie to the reader
  • The reader should always know slightly more than the main character so that they can’t wait for the main character to find out (kinda like how you can’t wait to tell a good friend something you know and they don’t)

SECONDARY CHARACTERS

  • Every secondary character must act in their expected ways
    • if a character is easily angered, they are always easily angered – the reader shouldn’t have to guess how they’ll act
  •  Secondary characters can create situations for the main character

ANTAGONIST

  • The antagonist, no matter how vile, must always have some redeeming quality.

 Traditional Storytelling Framework

  1. Your character is in their comfort zone
  2. They want something they can’t have
  3. To try and get it, they embark on a journey into unfamiliar territory
  4. They realize they’ve entered into something beyond them, but they master it
  5. They are faced with a big decision – get what they want, or do the greater good
  6. Climax! They do everything they can possibly do to do the greater good and pay a heavy price for it
  7. They travel back home
  8. They reach home, but realize they’ve changed

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How I got my first Flash Fiction Published

I’ve had 4 of my short stories published now — I’m just at the start of my writing career.

I was first published nearly a year ago after pushing myself to write some short stories as I worked on my first novel (figured I might as well start getting my name out there). I tried writing about the most outlandish things in order to catch attention. A story about a hopelessly romantic giraffe and the blue kite that flies into his life. Another about an entrepreneurial vampire midget trying to market her frozen treats called, Bloodsicles.

All my premises were WAAAAAY out there!

Some were so absurd I’m sure they barely made sense to even a seasoned Hallucinologist (and those people spend a lot of time trying to make sense of things).

I figured that the best way to capture attention was by being unique, but I wasn’t sure if there really was a market for the fantastically absurd, so I started doing some internet research.

I discovered that people are dying to pay for stories! DYING!

My hopelessly romantic giraffe story – yeah, there’s a cult following of long necked lovers lurking in a zoo chat group. My entrepreneurial vampire midget story – yeah, small business tips in gothic settings are trending somewhere in Panama.

Okay, so I made some of that up, but the point is that I discovered that there’s a market for nearly anything, which was exciting! I spent a night or two’s worth of internet research and compiled a list of a dozen places that accepted quirky fantasy stories, then I bombarded them with submissions.

My first publication WITH PAY (muahaha!) was a story I wrote with the prompt of two words: RED ICE.

Somehow with those two words as my inspiration, I ended up creating a story about a man who bought a house on the edge of a volcano with the intent of hosting a suicidal dinner party for all his friends as it was erupting. Unfortunately the volcano erupts before his guests arrive, and he’s left lamenting over his daddy-problems with his mother over the phone while his robot servant fixes him a sandwich.

If that story isn’t crazy enough of a premise, I don’t know what is.

It took me 7 months to find a publisher that wanted to buy it. In the process, I was rejected 4 times. Even the paying publisher requested a lot of edits before he agreed to publish it.

The final review from the editors was that they enjoyed the weirdness of the situation. It was refreshing and fun to think about. It also brought up questions of what type of society would be okay with suicidal parties as commonplace—distant futures where people live through holograms? Weird aliens that have multiple lives? People that live hundreds of years and get bored with life? I got some really interesting comments from both the editors and readers after it was published.

The editors also liked that they could connect with the character on a more grounded level: his daddy issues, his condescending attitude towards his robot, the way his mother spoke to him.

Overall, the main reason it got published (according to the publisher), was that it was unique. It was something different, something refreshing, something that fit their audience. The other publishers rejected it because they didn’t feel their audiences would like it. If I had given up after my first rejections, I wouldn’t have been published.

So, how much did I get paid? A whopping $3.00.

But, that’s okay. It was the first time I got paid for something I wrote. It also gave me inspiration knowing that there really is a market for my work. I’ve since been published three more times and starting to get my name out there.

As always,

Happy Writing!

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Short Story: Jackie the Pokébaker

Jackie the Pokébaker

Jackie dumped her sneaker upside down, revealing a hole. A pebble fell out.

Ugh, I can’t afford new shoes!

She checked the Pokémon watch on her wrist. Two minutes past three.

Crap I’m gonna get shit.

Quickly she tied her laces and hurried her steps as the faded bakery sign came into view. Seeing that sign was always the worst part of her day.

If I’d had graduated culinary school, I wouldn’t have to work in this dump!

Silently she crept to the side door and peered in through the glass window. Ben, her nasty manager wasn’t at the counter. She blew at her bangs in a sigh of relief. As quickly as she could, she dove to the back, but a sneery voice stopped her in her tracks.

“Jacquoline,” it snapped.

Jack’s shoulders drooped.

“You’re late, and there’s a huge long list of things to do. This is the second time this week…” blah blah blah.

Jackie tuned out as Ben continued his blabbing. She looked at his angry face and almost felt pity for him, if he wasn’t reaming her out. She couldn’t imagine why he’d stayed here for the past fifteen years. No wonder he was so anal all the time. This cheap, franchise-run bakery clearly wasn’t her dream job either, but it was the best thing at the moment. As soon as something better came along, she’d be outta here. Maybe Ben thought this too, but something better never came along.

“Are you listening to me?”

Jackie averted her eyes. “Yes, Ben.” No matter how much pity she felt, she really couldn’t stand him. Plus he had a dumb combover.

Hastily she scurried to the employee washroom and changed out of her snazzy Megachamp t-shirt and into her dull baker’s uniform: black pants, black shirt, black hairnet.

Day in and day out, Jackie spent most of her waking hours at the bakery. It was good enough to pay the bills, but tough on the spirit. Every day she’d arrive home, tired, sweaty, and covered in flour. Her only relief came through the couple of hours she had to herself when she’d play with her cat, Snorlax, and watch Pokémon reruns.

Even though it was a crappy job, occasionally she got to work on the one thing she truly loved, though she kept it a secret.

***

Jackie brushed her hair away and glanced anxiously at the clock. 9:58pm. Two minutes until Ben’s shift was over, then she’d have the place to herself.

“Don’t doddle with those orders, Jacquoline! I want you out of here as soon as possible. Taking extra time costs extra money!”

Ben slammed the bakery door on his way out.

“Taking extra time costs extra money!” Jackie mimicked in a high pitched voice. Quickly she finished tomorrow’s orders. She couldn’t wait to get started.

Jumping into the employee washroom, she changed back into her Megachamp t-shirt and slipped on her Pokémon wrist watch. She winked at her reflection in the mirror. Time to get to work.

Rolling out a tail and twisting out some blobby flames, she stuck them to the body of her doughy creation and popped it in the oven. She set her Pokémon watch for 20 minutes, just enough time to watch one episode on her phone.

Ding! She threw open the oven and took out her fresh and steamy creation.

The flame tail hung a little lopsidedly. Charizard’s hands had merged with his body and he wore a dopey expression.

Not quite perfect, but he’s alright. She glanced at the schedule on the wall. Another night shift tomorrow. Excellent!

“What’s that?”

The voice startled her. Ben stood in the doorway with a load of paperwork under his arm.

“Uhh… it’s Charizard.”

“Chari-what?” Ben slammed the paperwork on the table.

“Charizard,” Jackie squeaked.

“I don’t care what you call it, was it part of tomorrow’s orders?”

A lump formed in Jackie’s throat.

“I asked you a question, Jacquoline,”

“No…”

“This is unacceptable!” Ben picked up the Charizard bread and slammed it in the garbage bin. “Company policy is very strict about using ingredients for personal use. Finish cleaning up and we’ll talk about this tomorrow.” Ben picked up the paperwork and stormed from the kitchen. “And change back into your standard employee uniform!” he added, slamming the door on his way out.

Jackie just stood there, staring at the broken Charizard bread in the trash.

***

The phone rang. Jackie pushed Snorlax off her stomach and sat up.

“Hello?”

It was Ben. He wanted her to come in an hour early. Jackie slumped back in bed and covered her face with a pillow. It had a picture of Nurse Joy on it.

“Oh Snorlax.” She stroked his black fur as he purred. “I really need a different job. I don’t wanna end up like Ben.”

***

Jackie’s hand hesitated at the door. She bunched it into a fist and knocked three times.

“Come in.”

Ben’s office was hardly closet-sized. He looked a bit silly cramped up at the tiny desk with the tiny computer.

“I’ve reviewed the tapes and it’s clear this was not a single abuse.” Ben pushed the screen so Jackie could see it. Several screenshots covered it. Instantly she recognized a Jigglypuff, Bulbasaur, Psyduck, and Blastoise. While she was impressed with her Pokébreads, especially the Jigglypuff, Ben’s stern expression made her heart sink.

“No more of this foolish waste of ingredients. You’re lucky I’m not firing you. I’m switching you to day shifts where you can be watched.”

“Watched?”

“Yes, that’s right. Plus, I’ll be taking $50 from your next paycheck to cover the cost of the extra ingredients.”

“$50? What? That’s so unreasonable!”

“It’s completely reasonable”

Jackie’s face flushed red. “You know what? I’m sick of this place. The conditions are so crappy, it’s not even worth the money.”

Ben put a hand to his chest, shocked. “Jacquoline! The conditions are…”

“And you’re a terrible manager, I quit!”

She threw her uniform at Ben and turned on her heel.

“Jacquo-”

“And I think your hair is stupid!”

***

Jackie spent the rest of the day on her couch, eating ice cream and watching reruns of old Pokémon episodes. Snorlax licked his paws by her feet.

“Snorlax, maybe I shouldn’t have quit… where am I going to get a job now? No one will take a culinary dropout.”

Snorlax hissed.

“No, you’re right. I deserve much better than that bakery dump anyway. I’ll find something awesome.”

“Yay!” Ash coincidentally said from the TV. It was the episode where Ash’s Butterfree falls in love. Jackie switched the TV off. She was done being a bystander to her life, she wouldn’t take another crappy job and let 15 years creep up on her like Ben.

Snorlax bounded after her as she headed for the kitchen. She threw the cupboard open and the cat jumped onto her shoulder. Together they looked at the big bag of flour.

“This is all I need.”

***

The sun peeked through her window and cast its light across her tired face. Her Pokémon watch read six in the morning. Around her were dozens of failed attempts. The seconds ticked by and Jackie yawned. The Pokémon theme music played as the credits rolled on the screen of her phone.

Ding!

Snorlax woke from his nap in a mound of flour.

Jackie trembled from either lack of sleep, excitement, or both, she wasn’t sure. She placed her hands on the oven door and slowly opened it.

A squeal escaped her lips. Snorlax perked his ears. Staring back at her was a masterpiece.

A zigzag tale stood perfectly in place. The arms held up on their own. The red cherries made for splendid rosy cheeks. The cute expression that smiled at her contagiously crept over Jackie’s own face. She punched her hands into two oven mitts and pulled it from the oven. Even the oven door squeaked with a “Pika!” as she closed it. It was a perfect. She had never been happier, but also more exhausted.

She snapped a quick photo of her creation and uploaded it to instagram, before passing out in her bed.

***

Snorlax pawed at her face.

“Ugh, Snorlax, you hungry? What time is it?”

She reached for her Pokémon watch.

“5pm? Holy cow, I overslept. Well, it’s not like I have anywhere to be today.”

The blinking light on her phone caught her attention and she grabbed it from her nightstand. She swiped the screen. Her eyes lit up.

459 likes on instagram. “Snorlax… we’re famous!”

Her quivering thumb quickly scrolled through the comments.

“Listen to this!” She grabbed the cat and hugged him close.

“Where can I order one?”

“I’ll pay you anything to make one for me!”

“You should start a business selling these, I’d eat one every day!”

Snorlax squirmed in her grasp.

“I know just what to do,” Jackie said, holding the cat in front of her face. “I’m gonna bake them all.”