That’s what happens in the absurd novel I’m working on! CHAPTER 1 Bert Blaxon fidgeted with his glasses, something he always did when he was getting yelled at. He was worried, as usual, about losing his job. “Bert, come see me!” screeched Fernillipy from the other end of the office. Bert jogged from his desk … More What if you came home and your crippling debt had materialized into a fat, balding man, surfing infomercials from your couch?